Friday, May 28, 2010

●๋•کmílể fŕőm gődツ

Tree Planted By Suresh Gopi



●๋•íńdíá- 100 ýểáŕک ágőツ

INDIA - 100 years ago...

if there is nothing 2 do in office....

if there is nothing 2 do in office....

Cont

100 World Known Personalities

There are more than 100 world known personalities in this painting.
If you can identify a minimum of 25, you may consider yourself a well-informed person. Good luck.

Miracle Picture

Please forward this mail to 10 people…
Miracle awaits you.
* ഈ mail 10 പേര്‍ക്ക്‌ FORWARD ചെയ്ത ഗോപാലന് ഒരു കുപ്പി RUM കിട്ടി *
* ഈ mail 15 പേര്‍ക്ക്‌ FORWARD ചെയ്ത രാജപ്പന് ഒരു കുപ്പി RUM ഉം പിന്നെ PEPSI യും കിട്ടി. *
ഈ mail കിട്ടിയിട്ട് ആര്‍ക്കും FORWARD ചെയ്യാത്ത ശശിയുടെ
ഒരു കുപ്പി RUM പോട്ടിപോയി
ചിന്തിക്കുക..!!!

• » σвαмα αƒтєя υѕιηg ƒαιя & ℓσνєℓソ « •

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The night light of various cities are shared here.
You can see the night light of Kochi too.

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London
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Niagra Waterfalls
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Paris
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Rio De Janeiro (Brazil)
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Singapore
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Toronto

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Our Kochi.
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!! Bruce Lee Is a Malayalee !!

അറിയാമോ.........?

Bruce Lee is actually a Malayalee, but he left Kerala, the land of Maave Lee because he didn't have Jo lee or Koo Lee.


He was not happy to be a Thozhila Lee or Vazhakkaa Lee and decided that he wants to become a Muthala Lee by being a Poraa Lee. Actually, he invented his most popular film titles from the Malayalam word Vyaa lee (Dragon).


His favorite goddess was Ka Lee and he enjoyed Adipo Lee a lot. What is Bruce Lee ' s favorite weapon? ----- Kodaa Lee


According to Bruce Lee, which is the Venomous snake? ----- Ana Lee


According to Bruce Lee, which is the non-Venomous snake? ----- Neerko Lee


Place where Bruce Lee stays when he is in Kerala ----- Adima Lee


Bruce Lee ' s Favourite Malayalam Channel ----- Kaira Lee


Bruce Lee ' s favorite vegetable? ----- Thakkaa Lee


What sound does Bruce Lee make when some one hits him? ----- Nilavi Lee


What is Bruce Lee ' s pet ----- Chunde Lee


What kind of water does Bruce Lee prefer with his lunch? ----- Karingaa Lee


What is Bruce Lee ' s nick name? ----- Neeraa Lee


What disease is Bruce Lee most afraid of? ----- Chuzha Lee


What dress Bruce lee wears when he is IN Kerala? ----- Kai Lee(Lungi)


While in kerala he likes to be known ----- Malaya Lee

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The recent photo released by Nasa is stating that the first man who arrived on moon was a malayali. Kulman Kutrowhisky, the chief of Nasa, announced this matter in yesterday's press conference. Mr. Kutrowhisky has showed a photo, which was taken while Neil Armstrong landed in moon. The photo is shared below.
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                                                  Chandran chettan at moon.

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Four men were bragging about how smart their cats were.
The first man was an Engineer, the second man was an Accountant, the third man was a Chemist and the fourth man was a Government Employee.
   To show off, the Engineer called his cat, "T-square, do your stuff." T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and pen and promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed that was pretty smart.
    But the Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out to the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies ............Everyone agreed that was good.
    But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and said "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop into the glass. Everyone agreed that was pretty good.
 Then the three men turned to the Government Employee and said, "What can your cat do?" The Government Employee called his cat and said..... "Coffee Break.....do your stuff." Coffee Break jumped to his feet........... ate the cookies............... drank the milk.............. sh*t on the paper.................... screwed the other three cats..................... claimed he injured his back while doing so.................. filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions......... put in for Workers Compensation...............and went home for the rest of the day on sick leave.............!!!!!!!!!!

Thursday, May 27, 2010

LifeBook ●๋•2010ツ


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1. Drink plenty of water
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar
3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants, and eat less food that is
manufactured in plants
4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy
5. Make time for prayer
6. Play more games
7. Read more books than you did in 2009
8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day
9. Sleep for 7 hours
10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day ---- and while you walk, smile



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11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey
is all about.
12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead
invest your energy in the positive present moment
13. Don't over do ; keep your limits
14. Don't take yourself so seriously ; no one else does
15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip
16. Dream more while you are awake
17. Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need..
18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her
mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.
19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.
20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present
21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you
22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are
simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class
but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.
23. Smile and laugh more
24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.


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25. Call your family often
26. Each day give something good to others
27. Forgive everyone for everything
28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6
29. Try to make at least three people smile each day
30. What other people think of you is none of your business
31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your family and
friends will. Stay in touch.


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32. Do the right things
33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful
34. GOD heals everything
35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change
36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up
37. The best is yet to come
38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it
39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

• » ωнαт нαρρєηѕ ιη нєανєη « •

This is one of the nicest e-mails I have seen and is so true:






I dreamed that I went to Heaven and an angel was showing me around. We
walked side-by-side inside a large workroom filled with angels. My
angel guide stopped in front of the first section and said, 'This is the Receiving Section. Here, all petitions to God said in prayer are received'

 I looked around in this area, and it was terribly busy with so many
angels sorting out petitions written on voluminous paper sheets and
scraps from people all over the world.

Then we moved on down a long corridor until we reached the second section.

The angel then said to me, 'This is the Packaging and Delivery Section. Here, the graces and blessings the people asked for are processed and delivered to the living persons who asked for them. '
I noticed again how busy it was there. There were many angels working
hard at that station, since so many blessings had been requested and
were being packaged for delivery to Earth.

Finally at the farthest end of the long corridor we stopped at the
door of a very small station. To my great surprise, only one angel was
seated there, idly doing nothing. 'This is the Acknowledgment
Section,' my angel friend quietly admitted to me. He seemed
embarrassed 'How is it that there is no work going on here?' I asked.

'So sad,' the angel sighed. 'After people receive the blessings that
they asked for, very few send back acknowledgments .'

'How does one acknowledge God's blessings?' I asked.

'Simple,' the angel answered. Just say, 'Thank you, God.'

'What blessings should they acknowledge?' I asked.

'If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof
overhead and a place to sleep you are richer than 75% of this world.
If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and spare change in a
dish, you are among the top 8% of the world's wealthy .'

'And if you get this on your own computer, you are part of the 1% in
the world who has that opportunity.'

'If you woke up this morning with more health than illness ... you are
more blessed than the many who will not even survive this day .'

'If you have never experienced the fear in battle, the loneliness of
imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... you
are ahead of 700 million people in the world.'

'If you can attend a temple without the fear of harassment, arrest,
torture or death you are envied by, and more blessed than, three
billion people in the world! .'

'If your parents are still alive and still married ...you are very rare .'

'If you can hold your head up and smile, you are not the norm, you're
unique to all those in doubt and despair.'


Ok, what now? How can I start?

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing in
that someone was thinking of you as very special and you are more
blessed than over two billion people in the world who cannot read at
all.

Have a good day, count your blessings, and if you want, pass this
along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.







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Acknowledge Dept.: 'Thank you God, for giving me the ability to share
this message and for giving me so many wonderful people to share it
with.'



If you have read this far, and are thankful for all that you have been
blessed with, how can you not send it on???? I thank God for
everything, especially all my family and friends!!

Even God Has a Sense of Humour

God was in the process of creating the universe.
And he was explaining to his subordinates "Look everything should be in balance. For example, after every 10 deer there should be a lion.
 
Look here my fellow angels, here is the country of the United States.
I have blessed them with prosperity and money.
But at the same time I have given them insecurity and tension....
 
And here is Africa. I have given them beautiful nature.
But at the same time, I have given them climatic extremes.

And here is South America. I have given them lots of forests.
But at the same time, I have given them lesser land so that they would have to cut off the forests...

So you see fellows, everything should be in balance.
One of the angels asked...
"God, what is this extremely beautiful country here?"
God said....... "Ahah...that is the crown piece of all. "INDIA",

My most precious creation.
It has understanding and friendly People.
Sparkling streams and serene mountains.
A culture which speaks of the great tradition that they live.
Technologically brilliant and with a heart of gold.....

The angel was quite surprised:
"But god you said everything should be in balance."
God replied -- "Look at the neighbours I gave them."

For Malayaliis... Vishhwasam ... Athalle Ellam


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